JEEZ Ipod, you can’t be happy enough, that every 16 year old emo kid in america is hypnotized by your evil, or that you have become so important that soon I can charge you midair when I can’t even get a bitch to bring me a second mountain dew without a hassle.  Now not only do you want my soul, but also the word “Pod”? Well fuck you and your sleek sexy design, you can shove your 80 gigs up your over priced ass.

Keep Pod Free

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