God Im the worst Blogger ever
I neglect this blog for months at a time and I only post shit that only I care about.
Funny thing is that my most popular post is about Justin Timberlake. hah wtf. No wonder I neglect yall.
Any who, maybe I’ll make a video post later, maybe not, who knows?
OHhh Web 2.0 (wikiporn)
I cant belive I never thought of searching wikiporn ….. my poor eyes scared for life ( not )
Check out aladin banging the genie haha thats so fucked in an erotic sort of do me now way
nsfw-www.wikiporn.org
Sharing Is Caring (3plays in 3days)
I like this limited sharing rule that the zune gave us…..no I’m not being sarcastic…..I love it actually, and this rule can be applied in many situation
First and foremost teach your children they only need to share three toys in three days, so what if your brother wants to touch your Nintendo wii, he already had his three touches so let him cry about it.
Second ( I know you all love this rule) Three sexual acts in three days…(so think about how bad you really want that bj or do you want to save your 3 for sex?) Ohhh dilemma
Third I have the cure for cancer and I will only share in three times in three days (so fuck all your scientist that need me to explain myself more then once )
YouTube Awards
I dunno about you all, but Im so over youtube. Once Upon a time youtube was full of original hilarious videos by the everyday commen loser, but these days its just another effin marketing tool full of ads and people looking for quick fame ……..
“• Most Creative: OK Go. The Chicago-born band’s four members danced over eight moving treadmills to the song “Here It Goes Again.” More than 13 million people watched it.
• Most Inspirational: Free Hugs. Australian Juan Mann won after setting out to brighten strangers’ lives in Sydney by offering hugging them.
• Best Series: Ask a Ninja. Created by Los Angeles comedians Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine, it featured a black-clad ninja answering e-mails in unique ninja lingo with his signature sign-off, “I look forward to killing you soon.”
• Best Comedy: Smosh. Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox, aka Smosh, have the No. 2 most-subscribed channel on YouTube. The college students have nearly 70,000 fans who watch their every move, whether it’s music videos or comedy sketches.
• Best Music: Terranaomi. Los Angeles-based Terra Naomi went from struggling singer-songwriter to being signed to Island Records due to exposure on YouTube.
• Best Commentary: The Winekone. The Canadian offers a random, rambling monologue on a range of topics.
• Most Adorable Video: Kiwi. This short film by Dony Permedi is about a flightless kiwi bird who spends his life trying to achieve his dream of flying.”
these are the winners in case you losers care
Yah Yah Blame it on Death Note
I know I haven’t wrote anything in a long time , but I have a great excuse its not my fault. Blame it on the intensely smart anime Death Note ( my new favorite thing). Jeez this show is Bad Ass with a capital B and A. A simple note book with the power to kill almost anyone, a fiercely intellectual battle that blurs the line between good and evil, hot anime bitches and a guy in eyeliner and shinigami( ohh god there are shinigami) you expect me to post into my blog???? Are you insane, but regardless I am all caught up I watched both movies and read the magna so now I’m good and ready to be that lovable dork again.
Linkage :
Prada {mobile sex}
Sure its just a rip off of THAT OTHER PHONE ::shifts eyes:: but that dosn’t mean it wont make a label whore like me cum and their release will beat apples release making this the words first completely touch screen mobile phone.
Features
• Capacitive Touch Screen
• Music Player (MP3, ACC, ACC+, WMA, RA)
• Music Multitasking (Messaging)
• Video Player (MPEG4, H.263, H.264)
• Macromedia Flash UI
• Document Viewer (ppt, doc, xls, pdf, txt )
Specifications
• EDGE Tri-Band (900/1800/1900)
• 98.8 × 54 × 12 mm
• 2M CMOS Camera / LED Flash
• External Memory Slot (Micro SD)
• Innerpack Battery 800mAh
• Bluetooth 2.0, USB 2.0, USB Mass storage
I should add that it says Prada at the top cause if your paying more than 700 bucks for a designer phone hell knows you should be able to clearly see the label
Porn 2.0
“Eroshareis to Flickr what PornoTubeis to YouTube”
Now even you fat balding mothafuckers can be porn stars with a digital camera and a Eroshare account ( again I’m still not sure if this is a good or bad thing, HaHa)
Link to article – http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/01/01/eroshare-user-generated-porn/
link to Eroshare – http://www.eroshare.com NSFW!!!!!!!!!
Wired’s Sexiest Geeks 2006
and the winner is…………………………………………………..
Lada Adamic
She is cute, she is an uber geek, She is the winner of wired magazines sexiest geek of 2006 beating out people the likes of Jade Raymond and Kari Byron ( The peoples choice winner ) .
I didn’t even make the list ::tears:: effin stupid wired ::kills self:: I guess I don’t have enough geek credit (and I’m still not sure if that’s a good or bad thing)
wired link – http://blog.wired.com/wiredphotos10/
Happy New Year Bitches
anywho, I havn’t really done much posting as of late, but forgive me I AM ONLY HUMAN and it was the holidays but you can dry your whining eyes cause now I’m back and ready to be all post crazy again !!! HOoRAY
My New Years Resolution:
survive 2007!
Is Google a Filthy Rat Bastard?
Hrm…
“Google has confirmedthat it can provide search terms if given an Internet address or Web cookie, but has steadfastly refused to say how often such requests arrive. (Microsoft, on the other hand, told us that it has never received such queries for MSN Search, and AOL says it could not provide the information if asked.) “
What does this say to me, google is mothafucking snitch….and Matthew Schuster is one of his first victems…
read about it here – CNET
In my opinion google should be treated like all other rat basters and his grave should be set in the bottom of the east river
